Ode to the Porcelain Gods

Skimming through one of those mega hardware store ads I came across a designer toilet. They actually named it “Memoirs”. Now, I’m not quite sure why they did this but it sure is funny! I picture in my mind an aging beauty with her delicate monogrammed note paper writing out her youthful escapades to the far east and the passionate love affair with the handsome leading man...all while taking an extended potty break. Each new chapter ends with a nice flush!

(By the way, the also had one called the “peacemaker”. This I can understand…heehee)

Speaking of toilets (and cleaning with spray and wash, lol) why is it toilets have so many darned nooks and crannies? It is one of the nastiest appliances in the house and the one with the most cubby holes and darned near impossible to keep clean. ARGH! They should make a toilet a solid piece of round porcelain with no more of those stupid curves meant to mimic pipes at the back of the bowl. How insane is that?!? Why add extra dust and pee catchers??? And those stupid knobs covering the bolts are useless. They always pop off and look gross!

Ok, off my soap box for now. lol