Questionable Part 2

(Walking down the aisle on the way to the yarn)

“Here we go again…spending more of my hard earned money on yarn”
“YOUR money? I should make you pay me for all the things I do!”
(Incredulous look)
“Ok, so my cooking and cleaning skills don’t count. But I watch the boy full time. That should merit at least some new yarn!”
“You, my dear, are a cheap date.”