Hey guys, remember me? So solly, Cholly, did not mean to be in absentia quite this long!

Ok, catching up on old news so bear with me...

Barb, did Dorothy ever get over her startle response? And I'm laughing my arse off at Micahel's gag reflex when the baby threw up...Nathaniel can barely stand frigging snot; I think he'd give the kids up for adoption if he ever got puked on.

Courtney, your day is quickly approaching, can't wait! :)

Jenna, how is Kylie adjusting to a new daycare? Does she ever mention old friends?

Kelly, if you can knit a pair of leather underwear from yarn, I will file a patent for you immediately. What the hell, Robert? And dreams, I must share this gem from last weekend...I dreamed (dreamt?) I was playing a board game with a bunch of people I didn't know in a large unfamiliar room...When this chick next to me starts going Uuuunnnnnnhhhh....Uuuuuunnnnnhhhh...So I get up and walk into an adjoining room, where I got in line for a buffet...And this chick followed me! Louder and louder with the Uuuuuuuunnnnhhhh...UUUUUUNNNNHHHHH...WAAAAAHHHH...Then I woke up, and the baby was crying. LMAO

Oh, my 5, let's see...

1) Must agree with Kelly on Jeff Goldblum
2) Must agree with Jenna on Vin Diesel
3) Angelina Jolie (Nathaniel has politely requested to watch, which is fine)
--Note: I don't think I'm bi, per se, there's just something about that chick, Omg
4) Julian MacMahon (Nip/Tuck)
5) The Rock

I could go on. I don't think we should move to Hollywood anytime soon. And while we're on the subject, what the hell is up with Michael Douglas? Do any of you actually find him hot??

Well, my fair ladies, my 3rd day covering the front office is drawing to a close...I hope the receptionist shows up tomorrow! I came here to get AWAY from answering phones all damn day, ya KNOW?

I'm getting so pumped for Halloween! Did I tell you guys Spence outgrew his lion costume between the time I measured him & ordered it over Ebay, and the time it arrived? Crazy. So I had to lop the damn thing's head off and turn a hem on both ends so the head wouldn't pull the suit part up his crotch. So much for our Wizard of Oz theme next year. And the baby would have made such a splendid Toto. :(

Oy. Some days there just isn't enough coffee in the world, can I get a witness??